OrgasmatronNot at all what it sounds like
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We come across all kinds of things during the noble pursuit of 'product development'. Much of it is nonsense, discarded after five minutes either because it breaks or because what it claims to do is actually a Trades Description Act-infringingly million miles away from what it actually does. And being honest, we thought that the Orgasmatron would end up on the scrap heap. Which only goes to prove how wrong you can be. Obviously, the sleazy name was seriously off-putting at first, but once the Orgasmatron had worked its magic on our collective heads, all was forgiven. Its eight, round-ended copper arms certainly seem to work magic once they're lowered onto your scalp and then gently worked around the back of your head and neck. Get someone else to do it to you, since that - as is the case with lots of things - is the best way. The effect is tremendous - it sets off waves of the deeply pleasant shivering sensation you get when 'someone walks over your grave' (you know, the random shake that can strike at any time). Only here it's prolonged and extremely relaxing. It won't actually result in any climactic activity, but you can clearly see exactly where the makers were coming from (buh dum dum) when they named this unique and very satisfying massage implement. Recommended strongly - one kept in the top drawer for a bit of afternoon delight in the office.
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"Produces a heavenly, tingling sensation that relaxes your whole body." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
"Just lower it eight round-ended copper arms onto your scalp and wait for them to work their magic. As you gently swirl it around the back of your head and neck, it sets off waves of oh-so tingly sensations." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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bought this for my bro for his 30th. bit sceptical when opened package and the words ripped off sprung to mind, had to try to confirm suspitions. The most bizarre thing ever, all my arms tingled too! May now give my bro dodgy CD I got twice for chrimble and keep for myself. Looks like nothing but feels like everything....cheers! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Well, I was telling my Dad about this product, and as I was saying the word (for the first time aloud) I thought: what the hell am I saying?? I got so embarrassed. I don't think my Dad realised it wasn't a sex toy so I just hope he's forgotten the whole thing! It's really relaxing though, but I think it deserves a better name. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Whoever reviewed the Orgasmatron from Firebox was defintely not a girl! THe name might be sleazy, but it is definitely not wrong!! The Orgasmatron is capable of sending down hundreds of Orgasmic shivers down your spine. Girls, get your man to try it on you, Men - you'll thank me for this tip. Try it! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Save your money and make your own out of wire coathangers! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
It is awesome. Its such a soothing feeling when it first touches your head. It truly is amazing! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
This is amazing! I love it, my housemates love it, but telling girls to come home and try my Orgasmatron is still fraut with danger! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
This felt so good! I'm keeping mine for myself, but am definitely buying one for my mum - she needs to relax and wind down and this definately does the trick! Thanks for helping me find it lycos! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Chillin at Mass Dosage's crib always meant something different. The Orgasmatron had us all crooning even though we new it had been on Dave's skanky pip. Luckily the Rood Rat Bastard is still around making it available to whomever needs it. Big up! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
My mate just bought one. His text message said... "When it came, so did I. It's wicked"!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
She was excited aand surprised. What more can a man ask for?
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